my mother was brushing my hair and suddenly she said “oh my gosh valentina your hair is so long”
me: do you want me to get a haircut
my mom: No, we’ll wait until it grows 4 inches more and then we’ll cut it off like emma watson and i’ll make a wig
me: A WIG, WHY?
my mom: because i want to send beyonce a birthday present next year, you know she pays a lot of money for wigs